Maroni

A hillbilly retard that was born near the outskirts of Wasilla, Alaska living with their inbred family for the entirety of their life amounting to nothing.

Ben: I love living in willow because I can distill my moonshine, build 4x4 diesel swampers, and run a trap line for varmints.

Thomas: you are such a Maroni.

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Smashly

A female that is sought out specifically for sex and no other relational dynamic, therefore she has no name but is referred to as Smashly.

Clint: bro, you woke me up again last night! Who did you smash out this night? Was that Kaite, Kelly, Cindy or Lisa who I heard screaming?!

Thomas: Sorry bro, na dawg it was Smashly.

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