May 4

National slap boys day.
It’s where woman who are finally day being treated wrong treat finally slap boys cause they definitely deserve it you go queen!

Alice: Jake guess what day it is!
Jake: what
Alice: National slap boys day also May 4!

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May 3

National kick balls day! It’s where you go up to a man kick their balls Something woman should only be doing :)

Alice: hey Jake you know what happens on may 3
Jake: what?
Alice: National kick balls day!

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