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When you get Cheeto dust up yo penis
It was a It's a Cheetos thing
Walter:
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Aroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.
When you turn the water in the shower to the point where it burns and use the showerhead as a Fleshlight
Guy 1: dude last night I used a molten fury shits different
Guy 2: last time I used one It burnt off
2👍 2👎
When you glue bioluminescent paint on yo dick
Hey bbg, wanna snap my sticky glowstick?
When you hold the diarrhea in for as long as humanly possible and demolish your best friends bathroom
I had a bean burrito 5 hours 23 minutes and 36 seconds ago now I'm heading to my best friends place for some Home Pyrotechnics
A bitch ass.
A fucking bitch that doesn't know how to leave people alone