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five star man

An alpha male, a perfect specimen. Let me tell you something, they’re someone who hasn’t even begun to peak because when they start to peak they’ll peak all over everybody. A golden god if you will. Someone who’s body was sculpted to the proportions of Michelangelo’s David. Someone who’s nose alone was chiselled by the gods themselves. Someone who’s penis can go from flaccid to erect in mere seconds. Someone everybody wants to be

“I’m a five star man!” Said Dennis.

by Thetrashman January 19, 2021


dick bridge

A sexual position involving two males and one female. One male penetrates the female from behind while the other man receives a blowjob from the woman. The men can either high five (similar to the Eiffel Tower) to create a suspension bridge or leave their arms down

Steve and I built a dick bridge with some slut the other day

by Thetrashman January 14, 2014

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