flattard

Flattard (or flattards) stands for people who think the earth is flat.

Flattard is the contraction of "flat" and "retard".

"Stanley believes the earth is flat ? Why ?"
"I don't know, he is just a flattard."

Betrayal

When you make a dealwith one of your best friends, like let your hair grow so you cut both have together a mulet for 1 day, and he (or his girlfriend making him look like a Simp) cuts his hair.

Thibaut: "You have cut your hair!? And the Mulet Haircut festival is in three months!"
Olivier: "Juliette wanted."
Thibaut: "What a BETRAYAL!"

*sob in mulet*

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