Titty Milk

Something that is particularly more tasteful.
The phrase alludes to children liking breast milk more than store bought cow's milk.

Normally I'd be mad about my 3.8 GPA, but that's some titty milk right there.

Chad

The typical name dropped for a boyfriend someone wish they'd had, imaginary or real. Could also be an ex.

In band practice, there sat Chad in the corner with an electric guitar. I was shy, but he allowed me to sit next to him, pulling up a chair. I got to know him, he was funny and passionate for the things he did. He had a way with people, especially myself. We started dating. He didn't have much money, but he knew how to make the most of it. Every weekend we would go star gazing in the park. He would let me use both his blankets, one which I would lay on, the other would keep me warm. He then got drafted into the military and won both a medal of honor and a purple heart. While he was in the military, I left him for my current husband Peter. Chad ended up becoming a music producer, and I moved to Detroit to become a secretary to my tax accountant husband.

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Peeing in the sink

verb:

To use the wrong object for the wrong reason. Doesn't matter if it works, it's just wrong.

Peeing in the sink may use less water, but it's not what the sink is for.

Person 1: "What's the problem with washing my hands with the water fountain?"
Person 2: "Dude, it's like peeing in the sink."

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