Hail Mary

When you shove anal beads up someone’s ass so much it goes into it's stomach.

Bob: “Hey Johnny what did you do this weekend?”

Johnny: “Well, I found a pair of anal beads in my girlfriends room”

Bob: “WTF?”

Johnny: “yeah but I gave her a Hail Mary after and now she knows who her daddy is”

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A Sticky willie

When someone cums in someone’s ear Like a wet willie

Don : WTF Derrick why did you give me a sticky willie it’s all over my ear!!”

Derrick : because your were being a dick don”