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Beaverdale Bootylick

A rim-job given while in a public alleyway somewhere in the slums of Beaverdale. During the Bootylick, deadly bacteria from a homeless mans mouth will infest the anal region, and kill the recipient within 72 hours.

Did you hear about Dave? He got put in the ICU after receiving a Beaverdale Bootylick behind the Price Chopper.

by Thicc nugg December 18, 2020


Crotch Goblin

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

That fucking Crotch Goblin is disgusting.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

137πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


No Parking on Grand

When a girl no longer has any space in all her holes during a gang bang.

"I tried to stink in in Stacy but there was No Parking on Grand!"

by Thicc nugg January 14, 2021


St. Augustin Catholic School

School full of homosexual children, only attend this school if you want the worst learning experience of your life. The faculty licks up on deez ballz.

I love St. Augustin Catholic School

by Thicc nugg November 4, 2021


Keeth

A mechanic man. He seems dull at first glance, but can fix a car in 0.2 nanoseconds.

Has a serious meth addiction.

Damn it Keeth stop smoking MY meth, get your own!

by Thicc nugg June 17, 2019

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Shitsicle

When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.

Becky feeds a Shitsicle to her child every day.

by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


users.php

Something really funny that showed up on this website!

Defining users.php was very funny!

by Thicc nugg January 14, 2021