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Cheaters Loophole

Adultry is only acceptable in the conditions that a person sleeps with someone who is infact more attractive than their current partner

Man 1: "Hey man did you cheat on your girlfriend? That's terrible!"
Man 2: Yes but it was with someone who falls within the cheaters loophole"
Man 1 "well in that case it's perfectly reasonable have a nice day"

by ThiccAssEater69420 July 15, 2019

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California Flip Flop

The California Flip Flop is an act which involves two taken men switching girlfriends and having sex with them. Most often preformed by intellectuals who watch Rick and Morty on a nightly basis. But anyone is capable of California Flip Flopping

Man 1: God I hate my Girlfriend

Man 2: Me too shall we preform the California Flip Flop??
Man 1: What a swell idea Let's do it!

by ThiccAssEater69420 May 22, 2019

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