McFucked

When you get fired from McDonald’s for getting caught doing drugs in the store restroom.

Person 1: Dude I got the weed, wanna come over today?
Person 2: Can’t I got totally McFucked yesterday, need to find a new job. Manager caught me snorting in the restroom.

4👍 1👎

6’5”

Really big dude , usually mom is a giant as well.

Person 1: yo that dude is huge

Person 2: well that guy is like 6’5”

15👍 9👎

Lord Farquad

Only The most sexy prince on the whole world, he is no where as sexy as the beast himself,Shrek, but can still get any trap or thot he wants. He is a total beast and has a 8 pack of abba

Thot 1: Did you watch Shrek 1
Trap 1: yeah it was so much better than my favorite anime Cars 3, lord farquad has such a nice 8 pack, though Shrek is still sexier

130👍 8👎

Asian Andy

The most alpha Asian blogger to ever live, every other streamer is a beta compared to him. He’s friends with ice poseidon, and is a total savage, never mutes any donations he gets.

Person 1: Dude did you watch Asian Andy’s new video
Person 2: yeah Andy is an alpha , he totally didn’t mute ram ranch when it was part of a media donation

86👍 19👎