Strump

A stress induced bowel movement. Stands for 'Stress Dump'.

Jesse: "Hey man, why didn't you pick up my call?"

Scotty: "Sorry, Fiona broke up with me, I was taking a strump."

Wezknome

An enthusiastic and unsarcastic way of saying Awesome, Amazing, Cool, or Wow.

Also a way of referring to how good something is: the best, unbeatable, perfect.

Sally: "OMG, Brad! Charlie proposed last night!"

Brad: "Wezknome! Congratulations on the engagement."