Rick Kickem

A true chad. The patron saint of onions in the Book of Shrek. He is the right hand man of the Ogrelord himself. Mess with Shrek and get Recked. Loves onion juuls and hates Roy Wheelers.

That guy dressed in green smells like swamp and onions. He must be a Rick Kickem.

Dock Kockem

Someone who is a cuckhold and romantically interested in the rapper Eminem. May also be a member in the maga cult. An all-around jerk.

Have you seen that man in the bear mask hitting people with a tomahawk? Yeah, he's a real Dock Kockem.