Melissa

Melissa...she is a thicky Nicky and don’t give two shits about fake people. She’s the type of girl to whoo you with her sexual eyes and tittes. She’s hilarious and will make you pee your panties until you coochie starts to smell like pescado. Don’t ever lose this dumb bitch because after she’s gone there will be a gaping hole in your heart that will never go away until you decide to end it all.

Example 1:Hey who’s that girl over there??

Oh that’s Melissa!

Can you tell her to stfu!!?!

Example 2: hey who should I play shoot’em up games with?

Oh def play with Melissa!

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