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The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.
'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'
Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.
"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"
Fictional dating site for people who don't want to have kids.
'Like I don't have herpes for postive singles,but I don't want kids like Tinder. Dating site for people that are clean and just wanna bang. It's Daterectomy!'
To ask to be kept aware of upcoming events or information.
'If you're hitting the bar after lemyno, I'm down for that'
When someone takes money to split cocaine and then never comes back to share
'Buddy took $50 from me and lo and behold motherfucka became the coke ghost and never came back'
A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.
"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"
Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.
'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'