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The absolutely horrible british accent guys use on dates in public to prove their whimsical.
'I mean he was cute, but he kept using this shitty britcent when he ordered at the bar and constantly said 'cheers' instead of thank you. So fuck that guy'
Hergatory: Artificial state of angst your female puts you in when you make a mistake. Usually includes anger and with-holding sex.
'I told her her girl Janice had some sick titties and she put me in hergatory all week!'
To ask to be kept aware of upcoming events or information.
'If you're hitting the bar after lemyno, I'm down for that'
Losing the ability to hear words when the person speaking is spewing bullshit.
"Shay was all talking shit about you, but I went all incohearant"
Someone who,on a regular basis takes everything to heart, and can never take a joke.
'Told him his new haircut kinds sucked and he went full bitch ribs on me'
A collection of ideas which are stupid and quite possibly false.
"Everything Keith was saying last was a fucking lie. It was like a goddamn simpfauxny"
The eventual conclusion that no matter how careful you are, the tupperware lids will always be missing.
I went to pack up my sandwich and no fucking lids! More like Tupperwhere?