gudge

The act of shoving the cock, as well as the balls, up someone else's asshole

Guy 1: "check out this new ink on my back... dude only wanted $50"

Guy 2: "only god can... gudge me?*

Guy 1: "...I'm gonna kill that mf!!'

Shrimp Backin'

The act of having noticeably poor posture, as a result of long-term slouching, causing a person's figure to resemble that of a shrimp.

Person #1: You trying to get into something tonight?
Person #2: My spine hurts from shrimp backin' all day.
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Person #1: Man, that dude over there obviously has scoliosis.
Person #2: That's ol' shrimp back, Jack, cut him some slack.