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A penis after it is done giving anal to a dirty asshole.
"I ate the cockolate as soon as he finished with me"
Coombrained beyond all recognition. Pornography is now an ideology.
Brad: Did you see Phil's latest Insta post? He's worshiping that porn chick like she's the first female pope.
Johnny: Man, he's coom-pilled beyond all recognition.
The people you blame for not publishing your Urban Dictionary definition
Bob: Those fucking volunteers at Urban Dictionary turned down my definition for "Cleveland Steamer"
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A murder that is so drawn out and painful that it takes the length of The Lord of the Rings trilogy
Dave: Did you hear about Joe?
Brad: No, what happened to him?
Dave: I heard that he was Murdored last night. I feel awful thinking about what he went through.