Food shape

When you’re in the kitchen more than the gym- you’re in food shape.

I was in such good shape when I exercised, had sex a lot, and didn’t eat. Now I’m just in food shape.

NHNH

NHNH- Nap hard Netflix hard

When your tinder match says WHPH (work hard play hard) but your lifestyle only supports NHNH (nap hard Netflix hard).

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