Boomtown

Boomtown Boomtown Blenhole BlenVegas or Blenheim as its properly known is the home of Marlborough Boys College with a 36% pass rate in the 7th form. The once Glorious home of attractions such as The Mungrel Mob house and the Lone Leigon HQ has rapidly gone down the shithole and is now one of the most policed places in New Zealand.
It is also home to some of the countries highest youth Alcoholism drug use and underage pregnancy statistics and is renoun for its Emo bashing scene its Train station dominated like a gimp by Drop out boy racers and its LPG lighting stoners who were stupid enough to blow there car up when one of them decided while getting high to light a cigarette. Also home to the Legendary 7th form Grundie run which is now sponsored and that of a creature known only as gunge a slimy creature who has inhabitied local highschools for the better half of a century

Kevin: So are you gonna stay in Christchurch for summer or head home?
Tom: Yeah Its not worth renting a place down here so I'll just leach of my parents in Boomtown

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