Kebaby

The term for a child conceived in the corner of a local kebab house at 2am on a saturday night. Nature of child depends on type of kebab ordered.

You're no fucking child of mine donna, you've always been a filthy kebaby like your mother

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Teeth Whitening

to get sucked off by a woman and just as you reach the point of no return, pull out and make her smile broadly before chucking your baby batter all over her enamel.

John: I was getting sucked off by Stacey last night and finished off by giving her a bit of teeth whitening. Bitch looked like an Arm and Hammer model afterwards.

Adrian: Dude, that is sweet!

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