National suck a dick day falls on June 25th.
On this day anyone can suck your dick and you can suck anyoneâs dicks. No questions asked.
Note: sucking a dick on national suck a dick day does not make you gay.
Person 1: hi, can I suck your dick?
Person 2: ew no go away.
Person 1: itâs national suck a dick day, itâs illegal to deny my request
Person 2: oh okay.