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18 months

18 months is what means 5 years in the one direction fandom, because the boys said that they'll be back in 18 months but guess what? They didn't.

"Omg! I'm gonna be 18 in 18 months!"

"You are just 13"

"No, dummy I mean that I'll be 18 in 5 years"

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021


Defenceless

It is an amazing song made bt the one ame only Louis "the Tommo" Tomlinson

Someone: hey how ye doin

Me: good. Now go away and stream defenceless

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021


No shit, Sherlock

Captain obvious

"I made him cry didn't I?"

"No shit, Sherlock"

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021


Duh

1: another word for "obviously"

2: the way you just start singing bad guy after saying duh

1: *at the clothes store*

"Are you here to get some clothes?"

"Duh"

2: "duh"

"Do do do dodododo do do do dodododo do do do dodododo"

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021


Zayned

This is another inside joke in the one direction fandom, it was used after 25 March 2015, the day Zayn left. People use it as another term for leaving or saying that they gotta go

"Brb, imma zayn"

"Whoopsies, time to zayn"

"I gotta Zayn like how Zayn zayned"

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021

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Directionator

Fans who think they are directioners

Directionator: Omg my favourite is Neil! I've heard he used to be in the band 5sos? I love him so much and the tattoos! Omg his tattoos are the best! I love his long hair but why did he get a buzz cut tho? I wanna have his babies but isn't he dating that gigi girl from little mix?

Directioner: what the fuck

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021


Carrot days

This is a term in the one direction fandom, mostly used by directioners in 2010 to 2011, they are a bunch of inside jokes that were used by the boys during their fetus era

"I love cats so much! Pussy!"

"What? I don't want to eat using spoons!"

"I looooove carrots!"

There are also these:

"The fandom was so weird during the carrot days, you know"

by This is my real name fuck you February 26, 2021