Penile Denial

When a man with a little dick refuses to accept the reality that his dick is not large

Man: “girl Imma make you scream tonight”

Woman (or Man if he so chooses): “Boy?!? With that little thing.... you must have Penile Denial”

Icky Zombie

When a man finishes on their partners eyes. Afterwards the man doesn’t get their partner a towel and they watch the person meander around with their arms out, resembling a zombie or undead creature

1-Dude what happened to Stacy

2- she broke up with me after I gave her the ole icky zombie

white talon

A White Talon is an alcoholic drink where you drink a portion of a white claw (1/4 or a 1/2) then refil the can with a clear liquor (usually vodka).

Mio and other flavoring ingredients can be added if needed

“Hey man why are you making that face, it’s only a white claw”

“Nah man, this is a white talon....... I can barely see straight right now”