Hayley

THE most attractive of them all. The only one God didn’t create with a flaw. Every small feature she has just makes you go “holy fuck.” Be careful, once you start talking to her you’ll become addicted almost instantly, in ways that you didn’t know existed. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing but you will end up doing whatever she asks and you don’t have a say because like you literally can’t bring yourself to say no. If you cuff that, then you my friend have the golden prize. She’s perfect and fine asff and that’s still an understatement. A huge understatement, one look at her and your goofy ass will forget whatever you’re doing or what you were gonna do and be fuckin psyched that she’s there.

Bruh, is that Hayley?? I’m sorry man, fuck whatever plans we made today. I gotta get her attention. 😬

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