Flirting with benefits

The same meaning as friends with benefits, only the relationship is somewhat romantic. (Good to describe a relationship that’s more than friends and less than bf/gf)

“Are you guys dating?” “Nah, we’re flirting with benefits! I like him/her but we won’t date.”

Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.

John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.