love

love is something kids tell each other when they like each other a lot. It is, in fact, BULLSHIT. Said kids end up always "fighting" and when one wants sex and the other doesn't, they break up and the boy dates the girl's best friend.

Jake: I fuckin love you, Sarah.
Sarah: I love you, too!

{Three weeks later}
Jake: Well, you wouldn't let me fuck you... So too bad for you. I still love you though. I'm just going to date your friend now.
Sarah: Oh... Ok... Hope you're happy...
Jane: JAKKKKE! I LOVE YOU! -to Sarah-Sweetie, are you sure?
Sarah: it's whatever...

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