ice fox

A stone-cold hottie whose immense and overwhelming beauty seems to stem from another realm. Most often found at festivals and shows, the ice fox is usually seen wearing whatever hippie garb makes them look the foxiest. Their beauty will freeze an admirer/onlooker in their tracks immediately from 5 to 500 feet away.

WARNING: Do not attempt to seduce the ice fox, especially in its natural habitat, for doing so may completely incapacitate one for several months.

Dude #1:Dude, check out that ice fox over there-
Dude #2: The one with the LED hoola-hoop and poi covered in body paint and surrounded by crystals?
Dude#1: Ya, totally- don't get too close man.
Dude#2: For sure, I can feel her chill from here.

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