Crap Music

The verbally accurate name for rap music.

Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".

Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".

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Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

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Fuckpatch

A poorly repaired pothole that is either uneven or has quickly reopened.

Driving down the road with friends, when suddenly BAM!! and everyone is shook. "Well, that was a nice Fuckpatch!"

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