awesulent

A portmanteu word of "awesome" and "excelent," combining the best of both.

Last night was so awesulent, we hooked up with these two hot chicks!

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sounds like a flan

A more accurate version of Sounds like a plan, because it doesn't sound like a plan, it *is* a plan.

Person 1: "Lets go to the movies."
Person 2: "Sounds like a flan!"
Person 1: "Err...great."

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Double five

A high five with two hands, also known as a high ten.

"You scored with those twins? Double five!"

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assplankton

An annoying or useless person.

"Jenny is such a piece of assplankton"

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fuckclump

1. A number of bad things happening or grouped together.

2. An uninteligent or uncultured person.

1. "This new Labour government is one big fuckclump."

2. "Jeez, you're such a fuckclump sometimes."

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