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Someone who, upon becoming intoxicated, attempts (poorly) to sing along to every song that plays around them.
I'm trying to actually listen to this song, but all these Tequila Mockingbirds are too damn loud.
40π 5π
The act of yelling into someone's anal cavity.
The Cardovian Conclave doesn't really give me any physical pleasure, but I like the thought of someone yelling at my brown eye.
Slang for an over-sized penis.
Did you see the bulge in that guy's jeans? He must a Bill O'Reilly
41π 198π
When a man ejaculates all over someone's face, and then lets the semen dry. Over time it becomes solid, and then is pulled off as a mask.
"What are you gonna be for Halloween? " "I don't know, but if you're lucky you can get the haunted mask!"
36π 20π
The rapid thrusting of a penis through the buttcrack while avoiding penetration; like a hotdog sliding in and out of a bun. See also Appalachian Mundungus
The Asstric Bypass is a good compromise because I love the booty, but she doesn't want to do anal.
Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.
My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.
15π 4π
One who jiggles or tickles or otherwise fondles and manipulates testicles in a pleasing or sometime uncomfortable way.
Should I hook up with this chick? Yeah, I heard she's a major nog toggler.
4π 8π