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Tom taylor has a couple of "parents" one a whore and one impotent lol might aswell get some real parents!!
bob and v bought taylor for 50p
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This is where i knocked out tom johnson. He came at me with a flying kick, so i.... n a Muhammed Ali fashion leant back then bitch slapped that mother fucker to the ground. He wont mess with me i thought, as i walked away with the power of a gladiator, yet the physique of an elephant.
Ok then lads...you gotta admit, maybe he did win, but i am still undefeated.
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This is my business. I use it to trick the pigs innit. People come to me to pick up, and i just stick a bit of green or some jills in their ice cream, nah wot i mean.
u batty boy, ice cream boy, patrick!
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i dont shave my bum fluff cos it makes me look more of a man for the ladies.
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oh the screwdriver, my trusty screwdriver. boy this has come in handy on a few occasions....lolol! just a few.. i think not! yeah man, you can use this bitch for all types of things: ramming up bob and rikkys hair arses, protection, even doing D.I.Y around the house
a screw driver a day keeps the people who hate me and wana kick my phat arse away
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This is my favourite saying.. i mean you gota admit that it is. it is best used to describe my realtionship with tingz, although it also implys wot me and jackie do at the weekend in each others sweaty toes! wet wet wet
"will.....................tingz? u wanna ,,,,,,,,,,, indulge?"
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this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.
Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!
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