business poop

A business poop is a public standing poop made in extreme haste. Often made while waiting inline for the tube or a Costa coffee, partitioners simply lower the top half of the pants to below the waist and poop. Special care must be taken to apply enough bowl pressure to excrete the faeces a sufficient distance from the body. Regular business poopers may evolve a large air sack in their lower intestine capable of inflating and releasing pressure at will. Hernias are not uncommon.

Tom is a business man, who only has time for business poops