Well-Oiled

Potentially of British Origin (possibly Northern-English).
Meaning heavily drunk.
Less common but the same as pissed.

Let's go out and get well-oiled.
Haha look, Jack's having a piss on the fruity. Is he well-oiled or what?
I've had a rough day at work, I'ma have to get oiled up.

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Porncom

A Pornographic Sitcom. Ideally filmed in front of a live studio audience which creates a better atmosphere than with canned laughter.

-What's this then?
-NOTHING!
-You don't have to hide the fact you're watching porn, I'm not your girlfriend
-I wasn't watching porn.
-Oh no, that's right, you're typing up a spreadsheet?
-I was watching a porncom actually. It's a cross between porn and a sitcom.

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Mental In The Face

The most extreme form of mental.
- When you're able to clearly identify someone who is mental through the natural look on their face, despite them acting in an otherwise rational and sane manner.
- Ideal as an insult; typically a step up from mental or mental in the head, but can also be used as a description of how someone looks. For example; if they genuinely look as though they are about to massacre an orphanage.

- Look, if he's such a good friend, then why can't you just be honest with him?
- Honest? Are you mental in the face? Imagine how that would look.

Thomas Leone is mental in the face. But if you ever say this to his mental face, he will roundhouse you in the prick.

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LIX

Pronounced: "el-Ä«-eks", as each letter is said separately but in quick succession.

"Loving It to the Extreme/ly" or "Loving It Extreme/ly"

Believed to have orginated in North-Eastern England in the early 21st Century. Not widely known or used.

Acceptably used as text talk or internet blogging.

What'd you think of the band we saw last night? - LIX, they were great, I loved 'em.
Check out this funny video, you're gonna LIX.

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Cold-Tea Syndrome

The use of codes is common in hospitals, so as not to alarm other patients. The expression 'cold-tea syndrome' is used by medical staff to indicate that a patient has died. It refers to several cups of undrunk, cold tea on the deceased persons bedside table.

It's good to know the supply of tea doesn't stop coming, just because you're dead. Not to discredit the NHS, but surely there are more scientific methods to determine when someone has died. How much of NHS resources are wasted making tea for the dead. What happens if you just don't drink tea and they throw you out. You'd have people buried yelling:
- I SAID COFFEE, COFFEE TWO SUGARS!!

- Janine, go to ward 3 now, Mrs Norris has caught a bad case of cold-tea syndrome. I would go so far as to say she's never going to recover from it.

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- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
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- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

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Sir Samuel Of Buca

One of the common colloquialisms for sambuca.
Along with: Samuel Buca, Sammy Buca, Sammy B, Sam B, SB, S to the B, Sam to the Bizzle and The SamBucanator.
Sambuca itself is a flavoured elderberry liqueur. From Italy it is made from elderberries and flavoured with aniseed or liquorice.

Hello my gorgeous lady-friends. Now before we get acquainted, may I introduce my good friend, Sir Samuel Of Buca.
-What'll it be?
-Can I have 3 shots of SB my good man.

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