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When a girl gets you so excited you shoot your load and spray shit at the same time!
You got so excite Your mom was jerking you off you laid a cream steamer on the bed sheets..
She was so hot I gave her a cream steamer
The double stream of piss out of a penis when the penis lips are stuck together in the morning
the tissues on the back of the toilet were fuck when the devil's stream took over . One stream of piss down on my foot and one in the tissue box. What the fuck?
5π 4π
The art of farting loads of sperm out of your ass.
My boyfriend was so aggressive last night he had my ass full , so I showed him the chowder volcano to empty my ass.
Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.
Act knowing all size lengths, widths and load size of any penis just by looking at the bulge size in jeans. Master of Dick sizing.
I saw your dad sizing up a bunch of guys outside of the gay bar the other night, they say he is a real meat connoisseur .
A vagina that naturally stays open.
When her pants were off the wind would whistle through her open hole sandwich.
When she has sex it takes three dong's to fill her open whole sandwich.
4π 2π
Hey Mark,did you hit the monkey smile this weekend!!?
Her bathing suit was so tight you could see her monkey smile.