Gricer

(noun) A mechanical device used by professional dominatrices to simulate castration in lonely incels who love trams. See also kitchen mincer, weed whacker and gunzel muncher.

After a heavy session of steam branding and charcoal enemas, Whayne's mistress uncovered an industrial strength gricer and proceded to flay his taint.

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Goonygoogoo

A foppish turd. A radio DJ on a third-rate show somewhere in the boondocks. A salesman who goes to bed at his mother's house instead of working.

I used to work for this guy, he was such a goonygoogoo!