Lucas

Lucas just got broken up with. He is very sad, be nice to him please.

"Lucas just got dumped by his gf"

Britain

A common scapegoat used by people who cannot admit that their problems might've been their fault and that Britain cannot control deep-seated hostilities between groups and that they can't force groups to get along when they don't want to.

This conflict with my neighbouring country, which had been ongoing for centuries dating back to the Romans, is all Britain's fault