Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.

"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."

Clam Jammer

Noun; Slang for a female condom.

"I wouldn't have gotten pregnant had I used a clam jammer!"

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