Cactuses

The correct and formal plural of cactus. While people often believe that the proper plural is ‘cacti’ they are actually wrong. The grammatically correct word is ‘cactuses’.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses”
Person 2: “Yeah me too.”

The After Party

Some Dope Ass Cover Band From Portland, Oregon. They play super gay shit and Then Rage Against The Machine. The Lead Singer listens to Creed and Nickelback while the Bass Player listens to music that would probably Trigger PTSD from his College years in Troy, NY and make him draw heat. The Drummer who has recent interest in Brazilians, would likely be found at a Cosplay convention having unprotected sex with a Lela look alike from Futurama. The Lead guitarist whom is from the Philly Cheesecake capital enjoys engulfing his face in Taco Bell before practices and likes to publicly body shame fat cats.

The After Party has some Kick Ass
music!

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Filipinãta

The correct plural of Dog

Person 1: “did you see all of them filipinãta over there”
Person 2: “that I did there was at leas’ six hundre’ of ‘em weren’ there”
Person 1: “yes there were indeed”

Josh

The name of guys you’ll meet born before 2009 with 5 testicles. Often Asian and most of the time Japanese. Also, guys with the name Josh attract hundreds of girls daily.

Person 1: “Josh is a strange dude”
Person 2: “ I know, right?”

Enoch

A wild creature that likes to eat feet, they used to live deep in the ocean, but they have stupidly left and migrated to the sky’s where they go in to airplanes and naw on feet. Recently however we’re seeing them near the ground level. There are trillions still in the ocean, but quintillions in the sky. Less than 2 million have been seen on land. The ones on the land like to eat faces rather than feet. Which has confused scientists for the past few years.

When on an airplane.
Girl: “Ouch! An Enoch bit my foot off!”
Guy”That’s all right.”

On the ground. (More recently)

Guy:”that Enoch are my girlfriends face off”
Other girl”want me instead?”
Guy”sure why not my old girl is dead now”

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Cacti

An informal and archaic way of saying ‘cactuses’ Used by dumbasses trying to be smart-asses around the world.

Person 1: “I saw many cactuses the other day.”
Person 2 “It’s actually cacti not cactuses.”