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When someone is eating your ass and you shart giving them freckles on their face.
My girlfriend farted while I was eating her booty, when I went to the mirror to clean my face; I noticed an uncanny resemblance the Morgan Freeman.
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Getting oral sex while flying a plane.
I was taking flight lessons and the pilot gave me some Air-head.
When a homosexual man attempts to turn his unsuspecting bros while camping in the mountains
I didnt realize one of my bros was gay until we went camping and he got all bro-back mountain on my ass.