harcut

A superior spelling of haircut, used by attractive and intelligent folks

“Man I really need a harcut”
“You mean a haircut?”
“No you troglodyte, get away from me!”

Harcut

A alternate spelling of “haircut” only used by the most intelligent and attractive people

“Man I really need to get a harcut.”
“You mean a haircut?”
“You wouldn’t understand”

Somome

A variant spelling of someone, used to indicate a person you feel a specific prejudice against.

Damn man, somome stole my car!
That sucks bro, somebomy always seems to be giving this neighborhood a bad rap.