brofession

The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.

First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.

Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"

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DttPoR

Drunk to the Point of Retardation.
When the intensity of a person's alcohol intoxication reaches levels, that cause a temporary state of severely decreased cognitive capabilities.

John: uh.. my head..wtf
dude: Hahaha, got teh hangovers man?
John: who are you?
dude: yo' can't remember? Shit man, you were so DttPoR last night, haha!

John: fuck, is this a wedding ring?