Gurmeet

Indian Origin, meaning: Friend of the guru (one who is regarded as having great knowledge); therefore, it can only be assumed that Gurmeet has many connections that are deep rooted. He is an intelligent, handsome, and betimes mysterious man with a silken tongue.

Crossing him may result in your immediate disappearance, exclusion of your picture on the back of a milk carton; a picture he likely took himself.

Brownies may be your only salvation from his wrath.

"I didn't tell Gurmeet that I drank his last soda at work and when I woke up in the morning, I was naked & alone in the Arazona desert!"

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