The Dirty Mop

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

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Anchors Away

The act of being fucked in the ass by two sailors while eating a Frito Pie.

See "frito pirate."

I totally got the old Anchors Away on the pier last night!

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The Chuck Norris

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.

I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

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