MPF

Most Punchable Face

That guy's at the top of my MPF list.

Chibble

A small piece of poop that doesn't flush the first time.

Mable powdered her nose in the mirror to the hiss of the filling toilet and glanced down at the bowl. A chibble had bobbed back up from below and was now circling the bowl. She waited for the hissing to stop and flushed again. Satisfied it finally went down, she returned to the party.