baby collector

A term used to describe a woman (or girl) who mothers children for the sole purpose of collecting a larger piece of welfare-system pie.

"Mel's pregnant again!? That's her 4th kid and she's only 23 years old! I don't think one of them kids got the same daddy."
"Yeah, she's a baby collector. I bet her pussy's like a wizard's sleeve!"

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Mexican alarm clock

Can also mean: when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

See also: brown-nose, Sanchez's wakeup call

We woke up John with a Mexican alarm clock this morning, he says he can't get the smell of shit out of his nose.

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dirty martini

A sexual act likely performed with a hooker, stripper or some bar slut you just brought home with you.

Mix a martini up and bend your girl over in a doggy style position. Proceed to pour the martini down her ass crack whilst lapping it up in the vaginal/taint area.

Hey guys, lets pick up a hooker or two. Round of Dirty martinis on me!

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slim anus

Originally a nickname given to Eminem by ICP, however it can be used to describe someone who's never had anal sex, therefore leaving their anus slim.

You hear me rippin those fart out? It's cause I got a slim anus.

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brown-nose

The brown-nose or act of brown-nosing is also when a person removes their pants and underwear and climbs over a sleeping person so that their asshole is approximately 3 inches away from the sleeping person's face. The person performing the act punches the sleeping person in the stomach as hard as possible to wake them up. In theory, the sudden shock of being woken by the punch will cause the sleeper's head to come up and forward, thrusting their nose into the other's ass.

For added 'flavor', the person initiating the act may choose not to wipe after their last bowel movement at which point the act of ''brown-nosing'' can be referred to as the Mexican alarm clock or Sanchez's wakeup call.

1.) Hey lets brown-nose tony

2.) Last night we woke Ryan up with a Mexican Alarm Clock, he was none too pleased!

3.) When Sanchez calls, you have no choice but to answer!

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yawning in technicolor

The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.

Steve downed a 1/2 gallon of vodka in less than an hour. He was yawning in technicolor all night.

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