C-STD

Chap-Stick Transmitted Disease. When diseases or infections are transferred through promiscuous use of chap-stick.

"Beth used my chap-stick the other day and now I've got a wicked cold sore. I hope she didn't give me a C-STD"

Dickass

One whose social presence gives everyone around them an uncomfortable and painful feeling similar a dick in their ass.

"Man, Brian is such a dickass, he's rude and inconsiderate to everyone he knows. Having him around is about as bad as getting a dick in the ass. We shouldn't hang out with him anymore."

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