Ritz-cheezasaurus

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.