John Marshall Elementary

The most hood school there ever was. Located in Wausau, Wisconsin JM plays host to the most vicious games of tackle football east of the Mississippi. World renowned for the tremendous amount of gangsta ass G's it produces. If you went to John Marshall Elementary you know what's up.

teacher: Welcome to middle school! What school do you come from?
new kid: John Marshall Elementary
teacher: Here's my lunch money, just don't hurt me!

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Akimblow job

The act of oral sex upon a male genitalia while he is playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 (or any Call of Duty).

guy 1-Dude my girl gave me an Akimblow job and a blumpkin last night.
guy 2- You lucky bastard!

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rock candy

A derogatory term for someone who is stubborn.

Guy 1: Everyone wants to see Shutter Island but you, John
John: No way dude, I wanna see Alice in Wonderland
Guy 1: Dude, quit being such a rock candy

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