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The non PC version of Chelsea Tractor
Here comes Lydia in her new Range Rover Wanker Tanker. There goes the disabled space at Waitrose
When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.
Pull A Swiftie
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"