Spinosaurus

An African, fish eating therapod found in Africa. The Germans found some bones of the Spinosaurus...before Hitler...then it got put in a German museum and got blown the fuck up by the British. A.K.A, 'that one crocodile looking motherfucker who killed the T.Rex in Jurassic Park III.'

The Spinosaurus walked on all fours like a lil' puppy dog and had a huge ass sail on it's back. Not gonna lie, it looked pretty goofy.

Person 1: "Holy shit dude, the Spinosaurus just killed the T.Rex!"

Person 2: "Please John, you're dog can't understand English, me and your mother are scared for you."

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