The Shirtless Lasanga

A phrase used to describe an incident such as the following:

When you are shirtless with a lasanga, and your doorbell rings so you go to put a shirt on to answer it, but in the meantime your dog eats the lasanga.

"Man it really felt like the shirtless lasanga of a time hey?"

Nauti Miles

Shorthand for "A Nauticle Mile"

Person 1: "Hey, do you know what we are putting in today?"
Person 2: "What's that?"
Person 1: "The Nauti Miles"

Thronley

The loneliness caused by being at the top of your respective domain.

i.e A king, a Manager, any kind of position of power

Thronliness (Noun form)

David's success has caused him to become thronley.

Rebecca was overwhelmed with thronliness.

Punkduality

Used to describe someones punctuality, or lack there of.

Rickolas: "Hey where's Jenna?"
Boston: "She's running late"
Rickolas: "Classic Jenna, her punkduality knows no bounds"